whoops
wow i seem to have forgotten about this. no surprise, with everything i have to do...this weekend: a party, two girly scout functions, and a crapload of yearbook. also i need to start cleaning the basement and try on my halloween costume 50 million times for me mum, who is about halfway done with it.

anyway, i did make the school play, to everyone's surprise, and i have lines and everything. however, my character isnt even in the musical version. like, she doesnt exist.
oh well.

well its a friday night and i, being loser stef, am at home while everyone else is out. steph is cruising with scott (......no comment.....), and even nicole, ethan, and drew are going to a haunted house after ypt. and what am i doing? sitting at home. although i did go have a ride in a red convertible for 5 minutes.

homecoming has cometh and wenteth, and it was quite fun. now we have....halloweenie! and my fun party of the world. mucho excitemondo. it makes me very happy. only i have to clean the basement first, which is not too good. i can do it though, if everyone's coming over.

dangit everything i want to write i can't, because its secret. never mind then. adios.

pink lemonade and ypt
"i'm bouncing off the walls again
WHOOA
i'm looking like a fool again
WHOOA"

i like that song. who sings it? it reminds me of matt kiner. i do not know why. whatever happened to him? is he still alive?

oh yes, pink lemonade and ypt. the only things to look forward to tonight - oh i'm sorry, i forgot studying for my scriptures test and sitting at home while everyone is at school play tryouts, which for me are tomorrow. you know, even if i dont get in, its a win-win situation, because if i dont make it, i'm going to mentor for the ypt halloween play with COURTNEYS DAD!!!!!!!! MR TROY!!!! I AM EXCITED, MR TROY!

homecoming is coming, hurrah hurrah, and i am not worried anymore because i have my dressy! and it is pretty, but no one will know what it looks like if you dont come, so i suggest you do! you can come with me to my Swinging Bachelorette Bash - that is, the girlies and i (and carl) going to the pizza place and then the dance and then bowling. it should be fun for all.

thats all for now, i spose i'll go practice piano or something....one day i will get a life, i tell you.

~stef

biology bites
i have biology homework. which is what i am supposed to be doing. however i am not, seeing as i am typing this.

today was a boring day. nothing interesting happened, except i have perfected Operation Longo Skirto. see, whenever you see clodius (or ojas) walking your way, you *POW* quickly unbutton skirt and pull it down over your hips, and pull your hoodie over it so you can't tell. then it looks like your skirt is from the middle ages (aka janda). and then when they leave you put your skirt back into its proper position.

anyone have anything for me to do friday night? i'm free, suprisingly, unlike saturday in which we are having a fun shopping for stef's dressy day.

you know what? NO ONE COMMENTS ON THIS AND IT'S BUGGING ME EVEN MORE THAN JOHN. i mean, all i'm asking for is a hi once in a while. thats all! just to show that someone cares. **sob** NO ONE CARES! ITS JUST ME AGAINST THE WORLD! WELL I'LL SHOW YOU!

good lord i'm bored. (hey i rhymed!) well i'm done talking nonsense, so i'll leave you with my favorite brendan leonard quote of the day:

"pizza? but i don't have any dough!"

drama drama
the most interesting thing that has happened to me this week occured yesterday morning, outside a QuikTrip.

As usual, katherine, tj, and i zoomed down the streets, making sharp turns and listening to the repetoire of limp bizkit, of whom tj has a fondness. we reach quiktrip, as we do every morning so tj can buy gum (why he doesnt just buy one big pack of gum i will never know.) anyway, so we're parked in our usual illegal handicapped spot when this old lady walks by our car and gives us a funny look.

"do you know her?" i ask katherine.
"nope" she answers.

the old lady hollers something at us, so katherine rolls down her window so we can hear her. "do you know you're parked in a handicapped spot?" she asks us. "my brother did it," katherine explains. you would think that any woman who has had a brother/known someone with a brother would immediately understand. apparently this lady has lived a sheltered life and does not know the true nature of brothers.

when tj comes out of the store this woman starts hollering about how she's an undercover cop (she was like 60 years old - i definitely think she was just a nosy person) and how she was gonna take down our liscense plate number.

scarily enough she did.

so now i'm on the run from the cops for parking in a handicapped spot. it was interesting tho. livened up my week, which otherwise was filled with scripture papers and yearbook photos, a horrible combination.

tonight i am headed to the football game, as usual, to lurk around like us scary teenagers do. tomorrow, i will do the same only at the parish picnic. sunday however will be spent in the company of my large extended family at the family reunion, which really isnt necessary. i mean, so we do have an enormous family. i saw them all last year, why do i need to see them again?

by the way, if anyone has a homecoming dress (preferably red) that they would like to donate to the Stef Has Not Yet Bought Her Dress Foundation, feel free. i wear size short.

see you at the football game...i will be hanging out with the scary girl with the funny bracelets and various pommers. adios!

waiting for people to call
this is the story of my weekend so far: spirited fun with the band at the football game, seeing brittany get mad, getting rained on, being attacked by cheerleaders, and eating at steak and shake while ronnie and carl destroyed public property. this morning? woke up and got online.

that is the story of my weekend. oh and if someone ever gets around to calling me, i may go seeing budly bud's play tonight. however, i probably wont.

there is no more to say. this is so boring.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
first things first....EVERYTHING SUCKS!!! that is right. there is seriously nothing about my life that is going nicely right now. everyone is either mad at me or each other, i hate school as usual, i didnt make improv (not that i was really expecting to but its still a letdown), and various other personal matters that people should stop comforting me about!!!! you're only making everything worse! but thanks for the effort. i appreciate you.

i dont know what else to say besides that, because that's about all there is. even my PBJ today at lunch sucked, cuz i got the funky bread instead of normal bunny bread, and it tasted really gross. and that was like, the hilight of my day.

not to mention i just looked at the ypt schedule and guess what? there is a total of 4 rehersals for the whole of september for me! probably less with my non-part part. i'm going to miss everyone!

so that is that. EVERYTHING SUCKS and we shall speak of this no more.

i have been a busy girl
i have to apologize because i have been a busy girl with little time for internet frolicking. actually, i probably dont have to apologize because no one noticed i was gone...

anyway...

improv callbacks tuesday! if i thought i was nervous before thats nothing to how i feel now. now im gonna have to like really try try try because im gonna be compared to, as kelly put it, all the people who were automatically in. which kinda sucks.

i still hate spanish. i swear that woman is a nut. a complete and total nut. everyone agrees, except brittany, cuz she's too nice. but if she was mean like the rest of us she would agree.

ypt tryouts tomorrow! my baby sister is so nervous, poor baby. ha ha ha. she'll be fine. and after auditions, girly bonding time in troy! but then the smelly boys have to come and stink things up by going to the troy movie theater. it has four whole theaters. and after that, the nearest movie theater is mid rivers, which is like 18 miles away. (i looked all this up online.)

i seriously cant think of anything else to say. oh well. cheerio and here is some advice to you:

Do not bang yor 'and on the bloody cabinet, mucker, right, or yer will receive a splinter like me baby bruvver.

~stef

really really really bored
i am bored. no one is home, or they are eating dinner *cough**nicole**cough*. so i have gotten online to amuse myself but it is not working. pretty soon i am gonna hafta study for espanol, which i hate with a passion. uh oh...now it is time to say...

THE TEACHER IS A NUT!!

she yelled at me!!! i didnt even do anything! stupid mark handed me his stupid paper cuz he's too lazy to get up himself and she yelled at me cuz i told her whose it was. i was being helpful! apparently she doesnt appreciate my efforts so i am going on a spanish boycott. and it's only the first week. i cannot survive the next million weeks of school. at least mrs armour left me alone.

urrgh i need to get my mind off of her. it makes me mad. so anyway...that's about it, actually. i am just currently living a boring life. the brightest spot in my day is the nachos i had for dinner.

cya later.

i hate school!
i hate it i hate it i hate it!!! its only been two days but i hate school. it is too hot and i'm always hungry and its BORING!!! and what is up with study hall? all my friendly friends (well lots of my friendly friends) are in it and we're not allowed to talk? what the flip? and this whole bottled water thing has got my pants in a tizzy too. im torked at the administration!!! actually im torked at everyone. my whole day started off on the wrong foot when...well, when tj ran over my wrong foot.

but anyway, it is a ride to school so i will suffer minor inconviences like pain for the sake of my transportation.

i am very happy about yearbook class. i think the biggest perk is that we meet in the computer lab and it's airconditioned in there. also mrs parson gave us candy the other day. i think i'm going to like it.

i will also like my locker, the beautiful broken thing it is. it is truly amazing that i have been benefited with a locker that does not need unlocking. i just yank it open, while the (useless) lock on the door tells predators to keep away. like a buggy thing looking like another bug.

well that is about it...except i found this really cool (and nicely priced) comforter online but too bad it only comes in a TWIN SIZE!!! that made me mad. i was all set to have mum go buy it (she agreed to it, too!) oh well.

cya later.

mucho excitemondo
hurrah, hurrah, oh happy day!

my dear father has finished framing the basement! we might get it done before i move out to college!
***sarcasm sarcasm***

anyway, it is a good thing cuz the next step is finding a good plumber to..uh..plumb stuff. anyone know a plumber?

but thats boring. so ill talk about something else not boring. which may be hard.
tomorrow the fearsome foursome (aka bobby court bud and me) are going on a swimming pool adventure. unless court lied to her parents again and now she cant go but im hoping she wont. (when she finally gets ungrounded shes not gonna like this website thing at all...) but anyway, if you happen to be at wapelhorst just look for the cow in the bikini and say hi to me! it will be fun!

hmm hmm what else...i babysat for a while today - too bad the mumsy didnt have any money but since she lives across the street she's gonna come over tomorrow and give it to me, so i can afford nachos and other important things of life.

i will leave now, with my mother's famous words to inspire you:
"jack [my faja] [jeez dont you speak english? my dad] would you help me with this?"

it is the bane of his existance. especially when it comes to the basement.

oh well, cheerio!